Brooke's Sick!! :-( ( in more ways then one!)

This post is for my sister, because she is feeling a little under the weather today. This is my attempt to make her feel a tad bit special!

Why Brooke is sick:
- She take lewd pictures of herself in the bathroom
- She dresses her male friends up in women's clothing
- Pays men to strip down to a thong and run around her apartment complex
- Uses standard kitchen appliances to do unordinary things
- Takes baths with gay men
- Likes to chug down only hard alcholic beverages
- Hides behind trees
- Preys on the kindness of others by telling them, "I am going to die, I swear, my head is going to fall off."

So there you have it! My big sis!