Allison Must Be Stopped!!!

I love my friend Allison, don't get me wrong but there is a strange bit about Allison I must explain.. she is obsessed with getting into my family! Yes that is correct, I said it! How does she plan to do this you ask? Well let me tell you.

Episode 1 - The Wedding

My brother, Rev Dan, (yes that’s correct, he preformed the ceremony) is not the most, oh lets just says he not your typical holy figure. He drinks, smokes, and has relationship with women, oh sorry, girls that are younger then his little sister. None the less he is ordained by the Church of Some Internet Place.
Later into the evening after everyone is quite liquored up Allison tells my mom of her master plan. “Miss Beyfuss I’m going to marry into the family, because that’s how you become truly close to your family.” “Ok.” said Mommy Beyfuss. Later that evening Mommy Beyfuss came upon a disturbing sight…. Allison making out with my brother! I kid you not!

Episode 2 - The Bar

Thursday night, Allison is at her regular spot, a local bar. She is having a good time when she spots someone we use to go to high school with. So, this guy starts to chat and after a while he brings over someone else we went to high school with.. my cousin. So after a while of talking and drinking, and drinking some more, Allison has her face mashed into my cousins. Allison referred herself as that the "couple who makes outs in the bar", code name for, not a pretty site. OoH Allison.

So in conclusions (I don't think I've used that one since H.S. lol) Allison, even if you want a way into my family.. why don't I just tell Mommy Beyfuss to adopt you. It's a lot easier then tracking down my family members to make out with.... although I do have a cousin Arron who might like you.... ;-)