WHY.. WHY.. WHY.. Don't guys like to return my phone calls?? Am I like red flagged or something! Is there a conspiracy going and every guy alive knows not to call me back?? UGH! I can't stand it... It's so annoying to take the time out and give someone a call only to never get a call in return. If your male and your reading this please enlighten me on this subject, because I just don't seem to get it!


9 Comments:
Amanda, don't you know, guys don't know how to use phones. It's something in their genetic make up. The art of picking up a phone and dialing is alien to them. They just can't do it. Try it the next time you are with a guy, they will freak out and start talking about sports or something. It's quite fun to watch. Like observing gorillas in the wild. Oh and I'm sorry I shouldn't have stuck that red flag on your back the last time we hung out. Didn't mean it.
How come you've had a blog for nearly a year and never said anything???
Boys are smelly. Plus they are phone illiterate...and they sometimes like to wear tight leather pants, see through mesh shirts, and the occasional belly ring. They also sometimes enjoy going to raves with glow sticks and baby passifiers in their mouths..most of the time their favorite dance move is the "body roll"...but i'm not naming any names.... :P
thats cuz you only talk to the retarted boys and waste your time with stupid ugly skinny ones! maybe if you found a real guy with nice juicy balls you'd be satisfied!
If you ever wanted to meet my friend Greg he would call you back!
and how come I was not informed of this blog either? It's ok for you to comment on our's but yours is kept a secret? THE SECRETS OUT MISSY!
thank you in advance
Amanda..
I'm a guy so I know...Guys are fucking stupid!!!
If a guy doesn't call you back,(assuming that your are blonde and good looking) then he's an idiot.
Have no fear..you'll find a nice one that can actually carry a conversation..
Good luck,
Mark
Thanks all, your insites were great! I'm sorry about not letting on about my blog sooner!
random guy says:
sometimes its part of the game. currently i am interested in a girl, but i am not calling her because if i call right away, it will read to her as me=desperate.
then again, guys are really stupid also.
Jin Hee, I think you should write a song called "Nice Juicy Balls". Sounds like a Christmas album to me, or maybe an Easter ditty.
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