Just wanted to say 'Hi' 

It's Been a While.. but I Return!!!!!

My Sis Brooke!!!!

My sister Brooke was kind enough to have written a post about me, so in return I must write a lovely post about her!!! So here are a few things you may or may not know... feel free to comment and leave me a few other items about Brooke that should be included!

Brooke Loves...

1. Red Meat
2. Rufus
3. Dancing with her wrists
4. Blogging
5. Brandon

Brooke Hates....

1. People who chew their food to loudly.
2. The Griswaltz
3. Southern accents
4. The Sun/Tanning
5. Anyone from S.I.

Things Brooke Enjoys

1. Trampolining
2. Singing Rufus
3. Stalking Bert

Fun Brooke Facts!!

1. Brooke broke her own foot when she was younger when she tried to kick my brother and ended up kicking his bedroom dresser.
2. Brooke once tried to kill me, by pulling the chair that I was standing on while my mom was heming my dress, out from underneath me. (Yes I did live... but only because my mother caught me mid-air.)
3. Brooke was born with red hair!
4. Brooke name was almost Ryan!
5. When Brooke was younger she hated her nose.. so she decided that she was going to do some 'nose exercises' to make it smaller. Due to these exercises Brooke's nose started to turn up and took a Miss Piggy type state. She then had to do reverse exercises to get her nose back to normal.

So there you have it! My sister Brooke!!

Things to do when your Bored at Work.

1. Read and comment on everyone blog. (Easy One)
2. Search your purse for fun items. (Today I found condoms, and eyelash glue.)
3. See how many times you can run to the bathroom to check on your, hair, nails, face for zits, shoes, underpants.. etc.
3a.Try to find which one of your co-workers thinks you have a bladder infection.
4. Leave funny notes for your co-workers. (I usually leave Jin Hee note such as.. 'you smell but I love you!' 'you sucks, like a champ!' etc.
5. Play with the radio. (My game today is how stations are non-english. I found 3!!)

A little somethin' , somethin' for Lynn...

Lynn, Lynn

you'll always win

a place in my heart..

You find me men

and leave comments..

who wouldn't love you then?

Brooke's my sis

but you gave that a twist

and pose as her twin

I think your keen

keep the men com-ing

and i'll gladly give you a spleen!

Halloween Winners!!!

Thanks to all who attended Amanda, Ashley and Allison's Halloween Extravaganza! Everyone looked great, I would now like to present a few awards...

Best Use of Faux Hair/Cardboard - Jeff as 'Bert'

Most Represented Character - Lynn as 'Brooke' and Allison as "My Mom'

Best Make-Up - Ashley, 'Cleopatra' and Brandon 'Wolfman'

Best Blood - Patrick 'Cheating Husband', Rich 'Card Shark'

Best Use of Velcro and Best Hair - Jin Hee - 'Tomb Raider'

Best 2-in-1 Costume - Joesya as 'Flasher/Con-man'

Most Bling Bling - Brooke 'Gypsy'

Most Glitter Used - Me 'Tinker-Skank'

Getting Kidnapped by ALLISON!

Last week, Allison and I were preparing for our Halloween party, thus needing a trip to Party City to pick up a few items. Allison, being the kind friend that she is offers to drive... after spending a good $70 bucks on a few things, we head back to the car.
In the car:
Allison - "Hey we should go on a scary Halloween adventure!"
Amanda - "Allison, it’s late. Another time we can go."
Allison - "C'mon we can go to 13 Bumps lane!"
Amanda - "Next time."
Allison - "Well I'm driving so we're going!!! AHH!"

At this point Allison tells me that she doesn't know where she's going, so she sends me on a hunt in her back seat for some directions. Now, if you know Allison you would know that looking in her backseat is a challenge.. she has everything back there.. things that range from clothes, make-up, cds, books, shoes, and pleasuring devices (or at least their wrapper). So here I am, bent over the front seat with NO SEAT BELT ON and Allison smacking my ass while driving 85 mph on 287.
We finally arrive in some hick town and we go on a search for this road. After about an hour of doing some U-turns and calling our friend to re-map quest directions for us... we find 13 BUMPS ROAD!
And let me just say.... it was scary!!!!!
After the adventure, while driving back home, Allison decides to call the radio station to tell them of our night. She gets through and gets on air only to be told by the DJ that he though we were high.

Talking with Jin Hee

Amanda - "All I want is to find a nice guy."

Jin Hee - "Well that shouldn't be hard."

Amanda - "Yeah but I want one that doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Where the hell am I going to find a guy like that??"

Jin Hee - <> "Church."

Amanda - "Damn."